"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"
- Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

(via tastefullyoffensive)

cries:

feelin good about yourself but suddenly you look at someone and then you look at yourself again and boom

(via andrewquo)

appr-eciate:

can i get 6281937366328$ for new clothes please

(via hotboyproblems)

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

(via collapsed)

asian:

*makes up for ugly face with semi-okay personality*

(via fake-mermaid)

hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

(Source: evaunit08, via andrewquo)

phyerfly:

when rape is the girls fault 

  • when she is the rapist 

when rape is the guys fault 

  • when he is the rapist 

(via the-science-side-of-tumbl-r)